We are chatting S-E-X, everyone, as well as you poor souls who’d an unsatisfying few days sans actually a prospect for V***** or D*** (we are speaking areas of the body, maybe not venereal disease), it is time to put it all behind you and reach prowling the bars again.
We can’t warranty a hookup at any on the appropriate, but we shall claim that, based on environment, comely crowds, our very own get-hit-on rates and the ones of your scenester pals (both men and women), these taking holes seem to provide the greatest possible opportunity to get the hoe straight down.
As always, boozers wanting to get bumpin’ should drink sensibly, perhaps not drive and be safe about who you go homeward with.
Inform a buddy in which you’ll getting, with who, and hope to phone a day later. Here’s wishing what you need to cope with after the hookup is actually a hangover, a walk of shame and a tiny bit regret.